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  • Black and yellow image to designate doctor blog post Covid 19 Coronavirus September Updates- The Hard Facts on Our Progress in Orange County - CMO Covid Corner A quick visit to the archives for a new take on an old TV show… Who can you trust for Covid-19 advice? Not WHONor FDANor even the CDC blog... Just little ol' us...We're UNDERDOG! At Caduceus, we are used to being an underdog. Our entire annual revenue would possibly fit in Kaiser’s petty cash fund.  Mammoth health "systems"...  read more
  • Black and yellow image to designate doctor blog post Now Offering Covid-19 Coronavirus Diagnostic Nasal Swab Results in 48 Hours or Less - (With apologies to Messrs, Chandler, Hammett, Spade and Marlowe...) THE BIG SLEEPY SWAB  A novella in 5 acts Act 1- The Wife I have two rules. First, I don't follow any rules. Second, rules are for suckers.  It was a balmy August morning, the early morning fog hovering over my beach town - so thick it made pea soup look like Evian. The town...  read more
  • Group of medical providers in lab coats and wearing masks giving thumbs up CMO and Caduceus Covid-19 Coronavirus Team August Updates - I’m not looking to fight with youFrighten you or tighten youDrag you downChain you downOr bring you downAll I really want to doIs discuss Covid with you Ok, so we took some liberty with Mr. Dylan’s poetry.  It’s time to look at the path we have traveled the last five months.  We began Covid testing March 11,...  read more
  • Close up of medical glove and hand holding covid antibody test NOW OFFERING ORANGE COUNTY MODERATE/HIGH COMPLEXITY COVID-19 CORONAVIRUS ANTIBODY TEST- - OK, another game....Let’s pick something "low" complexity, and then counter with the first "high" complexity thing we think of...Ready?? Low complexity........floating in your pool on a rubber raft.High complexity...taking on Class V rapids in the Grand Canyon. Got it? Easy huh? OK OK let’s do a few more... Low complexity...driving a Kia to the grocery store.High complexity...driving...  read more
  • Close up of medical glove and hand holding covid antibody test Testing Testing 1-2-3 - COVID 19...Testing…Testing...Testing… 1-2-3     For my fellow baseball fans, this is a good time to recall the beloved Yogi Berra who told a post-game interviewer after a bad loss... "We made too many wrong mistakes." That sums up my viewpoint on our response to the Covid pandemic, both nationally and here in California. I have been purposely apolitical during the...  read more
  • Close up of hand with glove holding covid antibody test tube Covid Diagnostic and Antibody Testing Updates for Orange County - We have been pushing the mantra of-- Know if you’re contagious Know if you’re immune  Test. Test. Test.  We are all aware of the large spike in new Covid cases recently. This has created a unprecedented demand for the PCR swab test. We continue to do these curbside on a near daily basis. That will...  read more
  • Group of medical providers in lab coats and wearing masks giving thumbs up MEET YOUR ORANGE COUNTY COVID TEAM - A Message from our CMO- With movie theaters being closed, I’ve found- like many of you-the magic of Netflix. And since I do not have sports to follow, I gravitated towards sports movies.  I found that no matter what era or sport, the main characters varied little. It appears that success of a team is predicated on a...  read more
  • Close up of medical glove and hand holding covid antibody test Covid Facts About Transmission- A Message from our CMO - In a very different era, before the Jimmies and even Jay, we had Johnny. And my favorite version of Johnny was “Carnac the Magnificent.” Carnac was a seer who, in full turban, would give the answers to a sealed question. Confused? It went something like this.... Covid-19, Al Capone, and Plaquenil.(The envelope tears open....) "Name an...  read more
  • Black and yellow image to designate doctor blog post A Word of Caution as We Reopen in California - As we reopen our cities, schools, restaurants, and theaters, we can celebrate the Covid-19 virus has finally flattened the curve, and new cases are dropping over California.  Just like the flu, the Covid virus is dying off after four months, and society can finally resume life as it was in 2019, before this worldwide nightmare began....  read more
  • Group of medical providers in lab coats and wearing masks giving thumbs up Ode to the Mask... A Message from our CMO - Ode to the Mask (with apologies to any other “Ode to the Mask” ever written) Oh my wondrous mask!You protect me from viruses unknownYou are the mightiest defense I own Oh my magnificent mask!Some accuse that you are a shamOthers say you are worse than spam Oh my beautiful mask!Sometimes you hide a smileOr show an image of teeth quite...  read more
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Samme is the beloved mascot of Caduceus Medical Group. Caduceus Medical Group is a multi-specialty medical practice, centered around primary care. We believe in giving patients access to healthcare, and offer many specialists and diagnostic services on-site to support that belief. Samme’s favorite job is to share accurate and relevant medical information with you. Samme keeps it simple and uses a little humor now and then to get his point across.